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Clearing House
Buisness Models
Left Overs
Career Choice
Hot Item
Apples and Oranges
Lesson
Blameless
Invention
Best Deal
Recognized
Success
Inspiration
Balance
Something Down
Retirement
Best
Practices
Zen
Shakespeare |
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Custom design and manufacture of state-of-the-art battery chargers, UPS,
and power supplies for OEMs in a hurry!
Happiness?
One
entreprenuer to another: "They say that money doesn't buy happiness. I'm dying to test that hypothesis for myself.
© Copyright Mark W. Lund 2008
Clearing
I've got this great twist on the Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. We send out a hard-sell mailer that says "You
owe us a million dollars."
© Copyright Mark W. Lund 2008
Business models
The math department decided that they wanted more power so they started an organized crime ring. The problem
was that they kept making people offers they coudn't understand!
© Copyright Mark W. Lund
2008
Left Overs
My accountant found me so many tax deductions that I had money left over for bail!
© Copyright Mark W. Lund 2008
Career Choice
Kids tend to get their career ideas from what their parents do.
My son wants to be an entreprenuer. He tells his
friends "My dad spends almost all his time at work. It must really be fun!
© Copyright Mark W. Lund
2007
Hot Item
A local entrepreneur has come up with an innovative new product which has taken the market by storm.
The
product is corduroy pillow cases. They are so popular they are making headlines.
© Copyright Mark
W. Lund 2006
Apples and
Oranges
One entrepreneur is talking to another. "I don't know what the big deal about Apple is. I mean, take away
their loyal customer base, their innovative products, and their constant flow of free publicity and hype, and what do you
have?"
His friend said, "Well, I guess you would have your company."
© Copyright Mark W.
Lund 2005
Lesson
As Entrepreneurs we tend to want to teach our children the lessons that we have learned. Sometimes this is
confusing to them. One entrepreneur sat his four year old son down and said
"It's time for your lesson." What's two plus
two?
The little boy said "Two plus two is Six."
"No, son," his father said, two plus two is not six. "Two plus two is
four."
"I'm sorry, father," said the little boy. "I thought we were negotiating."
© Copyright
Mark W. Lund 2005
Blameless
I got a call from a man looking for a job.
He says "I am high-principled. I never go to bars, nightclubs,
or movies. I haven't touched a drop of alcohol for 15 years, I am loyal to my wife, I haven't looked at another woman for 15
years, I go to bed and rise at the same time every day, and have attended chapel every Sunday for 15 years without fail. I will
be available to start work in 8 months."
I said, "You sound like just what we are looking for, but I would like to hire
you immediately, why the 8 months?"
"Well that's when I am eligible for parole."
©
Copyright Mark W. Lund 2005
Invention
If necessity is the mother of invention, why are there so many unnecessary inventions?
This
joke is in the public domain
Best Deal
During the Ukrainian elections two Ukrainians were talking.
One said, I don't know who to vote for. The
Social Democratic party offered me $10 for my vote, but the Liberal party only offered me $5.
His friend advised him
"I'd vote for the Liberal party, they only seem half as corrupt."
This joke has been in the public
domain for at least 100 years
Recognized by my
peers
My own company has been listed for 4 years in the Misfortune 500.
public domain
Success
Have you heard of the entrepreneur bragging to his grandchildren: "I started out with nothing, and I still
have most of it left."
© Copyright Mark W. Lund 2005
Inspiration
One entrepreneur is explaining to another how he got into business.
"I was afraid to go out on my own, but
my former boss gave me a jump start by telling me the most encouraging two words in my life. One day he came into my office and
said "You're fired."
© Copyright Mark W. Lund 2005
Balance
I'm not too sure about my CFO. When I asked him how our balance was he held his arms out and stood on one
foot.
© Copyright Mark W. Lund 2005
Something
Down
Have you heard about the entrepreneur that was told by his doctor that he had come down with the Asian Bird Flue?
He was delighted.
"Now when my creditors come by I have something to give them!"
© Copyright
Mark W. Lund 2005
Retirement
One man says to his friend "I heard that Joe is retiring from business."
His friend said "Oh, I have
heard him say that before."
"But this time I heard it from the Judge!"
This joke is in the
public domain.
Best
Practices
A panhandler slinks up and asks "Buddy, I haven't eaten all day, can you give me $50."
The man says, "I
think you would be a lot more successful if you asked for $1."
The bum answers, "Look, give me a dollar or give me $50,
but don't tell me how to run my business."
© Copyright Mark W. Lund 2005
A cute twist on this rewritten by Lindsay Dandeneau
Some people are born entrepreneurs:
Buddy slinks up and asks, "Grandpa, I've been a good boy, will you give me $50?"
Grandpa says, "I think you
would be a lot more successful if you asked for $1."
Buddy answers, "Look, Grandpa, give me a dollar or give me $50,
but don't tell me how to run my business."
© Copyright Lindsay Dandeneau 2008
Zen
What did the Zen master say to the pizza delivery man?
"Make me one with everything."
This joke is in the public domain
Shakespear
With St. Valentine's day coming up I reminded my wife that our romance is very similar in many respects to
Romeo and Juliet. Before even meeting me her father wanted to kill me.
This joke is in the public
domain
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